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kitty-bitty-corporal:

Levi nodded as Erwin confessed his own self-exploration happenings. He thought it comforting, in a strange sort of way, that they both tended to think about someone while doing it. Probably because Erwin usually followed the human norms, so he was worried that something so natural might not come, well..naturally to him. 

"Ah, what is porn like, then? Is it really how sex works, because my teacher said it was very unrealistic, but I guess I could try it if you like it." He trusted Erwin’s opinion more than anyone else’s in the world. His eyes were constantly trained on his brother, who he thought couldn’t get any redder. He supposed it was embarrassing, but it was still natural, he didn’t know why Erwin should be ashamed or anything. 

"…was there anyone in specific you had in mind?" As Levi opened his mouth to answer, Erwin added that it wasn’t his business he was just curious again.

"Well, usually it’s someone bigger than me, ‘cause I like to feel surrounded and all… And I like to think they smell good—familiar, you know? It’s actually hard to really imagine someone because the only person I can think of is you when I think of someone I care about and trust with that sort of thing. Hm," he thought for a moment, trying to remember the last time he touched himself, "I dunno if I really see someone’s face. If I tried, it would probably only be you because I don’t like anyone else."

He nodded, satisfied with his answer, and looked back at the blond. “You think of someone, too then?” Well, since he answered Erwin’s question, he only thought it fair he know, too.

"Ah, what is porn like, then? Is it really how sex works, because my teacher said it was very unrealistic, but I guess I could try it if you like it."

Erwin shrugged lightly. “It is pretty unrealistic, but it’s also pretty stimulating, I suppose. It’s not really meant to be realistic anyway, it’s just a thing of fantasy. It works for most people. I don’t watch it a lot myself, but sometimes it helps… getting me going.” Talking about porn didn’t make him uncomfortable, but the thought of Levi watching porn, however, wasn’t something he’d imagined before. He was a little uneasy with the idea of having Levi watch such things and his “innocence” being ruined because of it—there were some disturbing videos out there he’d had the misfortune of stumbling on himself a few times. 

It’s actually hard to really imagine someone because the only person I can think of is you when I think of someone I care about and trust with that sort of thing. Hm,” Erwin’s heart fluttered, and his skin started burning up—he could swear he was beginning to sweat profusely. ”I dunno if I really see someone’s face. If I tried, it would probably only be you because I don’t like anyone else.” He had to hide his face then, pretending to rub his palms over it as if tired to cover the expression even he couldn’t keep from his features.

Granted, Levi didn’t actually think about him, didn’t think about anyone in particular, even. Still, he’d just confessed that if he were to think about anyone, that it would be Erwin. 'Okay, calm down, this doesn't necessarily mean anything,' he scolded himself, taking a deep breath before he lowered his hands again.

“You think of someone, too then?” He’d expected the question to be returned to him, of course, and already had an answer in mind, though he could not look at Levi while he replied.

"Yes, there is someone I usually think of when I do it. Almost always, actually." he let a brief smile slip, awkward but charming all the same. "I can’t tell you who it is yet, though. That’s a secret." 

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luu’s tags on that SnK/Captain America reblog are gonna make me ship a crossover of erwinxsteve i s2g.

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shikarius:

the13thcommander:

Hello I am a bunny love me

*squints*

You doubt me?

image

…I suppose you do have the ears—

ruthless-commander:

QUICK GET DOWN 13TH THAT THING HAS RABIES

—NEVER MIND

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madoka-daily:

madohomos:

saturntxt:

i took three godobye

if anyone can track their address and call an ambulance please help me please my best friend is dying

Oh my gosh someone please help them out if someone can get their address I’ll call for help

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notevensorry:

THIRTEENTH? HAS THE DUKE ARRIVED YET!?

WHAT DUKE? WHY IS THERE A GOOSE STARING AT ME? IS THERE A REFERENCE HERE I’M SUPPOSED TO GET…?

notevensorry:

THIRTEENTH? HAS THE DUKE ARRIVED YET!?

WHAT DUKE? WHY IS THERE A GOOSE STARING AT ME? IS THERE A REFERENCE HERE I’M SUPPOSED TO GET…?

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Anonymous said:
Also i didn't know Apollo had a bust, what size does he wear?

Double Ds, baby. 

Anonymous said:
i'm talking about my beautiful goose bust that took days to capture/search for for 5 minutes on google.

I haven’t seen any goose busts ALSO GEESE CAN’T HAVE BUSTS DO YOU KNOW WHAT A BUST EVEN IS A BUST REQUIRES SHOULDERS

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Anonymous said:
YOU CANT STONE ME FREE RIGHTS

AIN’T NO FREE RIGHTS FOR BUNNY-HATERS

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Anonymous said:
w o w I see my beautiful bust wasn't appreciated u.u

honey the only bust i’ve seen in the last few days was apollo’s so im not sure what you’re talking about